Okay that's it.
What the frick.
My life is SO stressful. Can a girl catch a break? I seriously need to find some sort of stress relief that actually works, besides the tiny little microscopic pill I take every morning for "mild anxiety." (They tried to prescribe me more, but because I have epilepsy, they couldn't--it totally made my body tweak out, but that, my friends, a story I'm sure you'll love for a different day).
What types of stress relief work for you guys?
I need some ideas.
I'm about to lose my mind.
I hear penis is great. Well, for the female variety. Cracking a cold one is a good start too. Curl up with a good book? Get a dog/cat? Punch a stranger in the face?
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ReplyDeleteI agree with you on the first suggestion. Very much actually. Also, the second suggestion helps quite a bit as well. The third suggestion--ehhh....uhm, the forth suggestion, I already have a demon cat who tries to devour my feet when i walk past the doorway each morning when i get up at the buttcrack of dawn...and the last suggestion...
YES. PLEASE.
if only....
p.s. i like the way you think, pal.